lol mah face and shit

[obey_ur_new_gawd]

Incas you are curious about the eye, here are some pics. Now, keep in mind that the Eye of Death is over a week old at this point!





The best part for me is the blood vessels that I broke on my eyeball!

The offending toy that I tripped over. . .



and the concrete mowstrip my cheek hit.



AREN'T I SIMPLY FETCHING??????????????????????

i HAVE COME up with all these stories for it. like these. . .

You should see the other guy! When he gets outta ICU!

I bet she won't hit on my man again!

I bet HE'S not gonna reproduce after I got done with him.

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[fusion_mobile]

WAIT. WTF HAPPENED?

[obey_ur_new_gawd]

I was running across the front yard to turn oiff the hose b efore Bobby sprayed down the interior of the van, tripped over that statue, and my cheek hit the concrete mowstrip. The rest of me hit the grass.

Am I the most graceful woman evar or wut?

[fusion_mobile]

Most graceful, EVAR. D:


From what I read in this entry, I thought you got into a fight!

[obey_ur_new_gawd]

Nah, no fight. I just use the old "I was in a fight, not a super dumbassed clumsy moment thing!" phrases. I mean, most people wouldn't believe the truth if they heard it (Until they hear it was ME and then they would say "Oh! Her. Well then." and move on)

[fusion_mobile]

lol

ok then.

[keltik]

lol what did you do now?